Hi! I'm Dorothea Helms, The Writing Fairy. I coax closet writers to emerge and make their magic known. I also write, edit, deliver keynote speeches and teach creative writing to adults. From business writing to marketing materials, articles, speeches, humour and more, I provide topnotch professional services - and I'm fun to work with. Let's talk.
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The Writing Fairy® Senryu, or Humorous Haiku, Contest
Make cheque/money order out to “THE WRITING FAIRY”
Mail to:
Dorothea Helms, S10895 Sideroad 17 RR #1, Sunderland, ON L0C 1H0
Canada
REMEMBER – send $5.00 for EACH POEM, or send THREE POEMS for $10.00.
HERE’S A TIP ON HOW TO WIN – FOLLOW THE RULES!
In my previous contest, which required people to record their submissions, the maximum time limit was 3 minutes. We received many entries that were 10 and 11 minutes long. Needless to say, they were eliminated.
REMEMBER – FOR THIS CONTEST, it’s writing only and the length is EXACTLY 17 syllables in total: 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second line, 5 syllables in the third line.
If you don’t know what a syllable is, look it up.
It’s official! The WINNERS of The Writing Fairy® Sort-of-Annual Humour-Writing Contest have been annnounced.
Click on the audio links to hear the winning entries.
CONGRATULATIONS WINNERS!
FIRST PLACE went to Lois Gordon for her entry entitled “Sex Drive.” ($500 prize)
SECOND PLACE went to Valerie Mutton for her “Queen of Clean” submission. ($250 prize)
THIRD PLACE was claimed by the writing team of Shirley Neal and Bill Rundle for “The Bare Essentials.” ($125 prize)
My compliments as well to everyone who entered, and to all the Finalists.
Following is the list of the writers of the 10 Finalist entries:
Lois Gordon (TWO of her entries made it into the final 10!)
Valerie Mutton
Shirley Neal and Bill Rundle (team entry)
James Dewar and Susan Lynn Reynolds (team entry)
Dave Jones
Dale Long
June Duffy-Smith
Carl Bedal
Berenice Freedome
WATCH FOR THE NEXT Writing Fairy® Sort-of-Annual Humour-Writing Contest coming soon …